well that's an understatement, seeing as how i dont expect to see badminton in the first place.

Well, I'm so glad that we finally figured out that Raysism's real name is Zachary.

"How the FUCK did he do that?!??!"

Crystal's email makes a lot more sense when you know her middle name is "meth".

Aw, the last two words ruined it!

Best sports significant other: Lennay K.

GCU is going to have such an unfair competitive advantage. If they don't claim to have any student athletes, then they can't be expected to know what Title IX is, much less why it's capitalized or whether it rhymes with Twix or with Grand Prix.

The Broncos immediately regretted having their accused executives help out around the stadium.

See this is why I can't stand Deadspin anymore. This guy makes a comparison that is maybe somewhat controversial, but also fairly on point, and it's used to make southern football fans look like idiots

Guide: Theez eez zee Venus de Milo. Eez very famoose, but has no arm.

"My God, what a hot piece of ass."

When you think about it, this is a brilliant marriage preparation tactic.

oh ok NCAA, so it's just coincidence that the A&M quarterback is unavailable before the 2nd quarter of a noon game?

Keith Olbermann: [reads column]

You say you a website, but readers you ain't got none/

Wow, Chris Brown is gonna be hella disappointed when he finds out beating cancer isn't what he thinks it is.

Even though it was a bit over the top, I was with you until the part where the husband gets blown every day. What fantasy world are you living in?

Hopefully in the future, Heisman voters will carefully consider the media savvy and maturity of a candidate along with their on the field achievements.

Hey, when you add that to destroying Alabama, it's now two things that Johnny has in common with the economy.

I think the names are pretty obvious, from left to right: "C," "Flyover," "Broken Finger," and "Uterus."