"There's nothing worse than a tight quad. That fucker left all his money to charity, not us."

Watching the press conference, this just happened:

"Last quarter was a rare aberration and we expect our performance to return to normal levels in the second half of 2013,” said surprisingly erudite Pirates manager Clint Hurdle.

ESPN just isn't ready to accept the cold hard facts, brought to you by Coors Light.

for once Bieber wasn't the biggest dick in the arena.

Brazilian Referee Calls a Soccer Foul, Loses His Mind

I have to admit that it was pretty awesome to have ridiculous home run numbers year in and year out.

There haven't been that many tears shed on Fox & Friends since November 7.

"If you fuck a stranger in the ass, this is what's gonna happen."

"If you smoke marijuana in college, this is what happens."

From a "jailhouse interview with the post."

Funny, I would think he would be excited about wearing a yellow jersey.

This wouldn't have been an issue if My Favorite Burger hadn't blown like half of its budget by using Kobe beef in its burgers.

Not to get racial, but a lot of these execs are coming from homes where drinking is normalised and then they go to college and enter mostly white frats and drink a bunch. I don't want to say that white people are all alcoholics, but it does seem like something that activists in the white community might want to focus…

I'm embarrassed for the dogs in the second video. That's the second worst hot dog costume I've seen on DS this week.

step-ups hamper OI growth

"Nike, Puma and True Religion won't be happy to see their brand's name on the list of items seized by police, but I don't see it hurting the brand too much."

Anna Benson Was Armed for WAR

A live-action lemmings game...finally.