I've been grilling chicken tenders for salads and wraps for the missus, but took a few and made a buffalo chicken omelette.

Your D3 classmates did not get free tuition. They may have gotten a 'leadership' scholarship or something akin to that, which is different than an athletic scholarship.

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And she wasn't even listed on the England squad to get Tested.

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Married in a bar, everyone had a drink in hand, ceremony lasted ten minutes and at the end the officiator apologized for going on too long.

Math.. Everyone's friend!

well that's fucking fascinating.

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buildup, yo. Goals don't happen in a Vacuum. unless you are Gervinho, then all bets are off.

I got married in a bar. everyone had a cocktail in their hands, less me and the missus, who was 7 months pregnant, naturally. The boy is three now.

Went to high school with Matt. super nice dude.

I made the mistake of wandering around in that Pravda link. Good to know it's not limited to Americans to make stupid comments on posted articles!

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I love this joke so much.

I predict he'll be drafted in round #8.

I worked from home yesterday and noticed that in the evening coverage with the wife.