Bram Stoker’s Blacula?

I would watch the HELL out of this show if it has Alfred become The Macaroni.

This is cool and all, but Ben Wyatt and R.E.M. have tainted claymation for me.

“It’s like a rumble...from the core of the earth... ‘mm hmm HIMMM....’”

“They’re not THAT noticeable on your face.”

For fighting in the Butterian Jihad.

Still waiting for the YCDTOT/Lucasfilm crossover.

You mean the group of people who managed to storm the U.S. Capitol and mostly walk away with their lives?

We need to stop dismissing Grogu as just “Baby Yoda.” He was a legitimate Jedi Youngling, at THE Jedi Temple on Coruscant. He was taught by many real Jedi Masters. He saw Order 66 go down. He had many years more training than Luke, Ahsoka, Ezra, or even Kanan. He was trained as a Jedi from birth, for 20-something years…

He just wants to be able to play Mario Kart on his PS5.

I’m still waiting to find out that WandaVision’s Big Bad is Mojo.

That would have made for at least one VERY weird conversation at the end of the episode.

Hey, designers... KNOCK THIS SHIT OFF. I was confused why Amy Adams looked like Glenn Close and why Glenn Close was hot.

Maybe there were some new eggs in the hot tub. She might still be dropping them out.

The Child’s behavior raises some strange questions about Master Yoda’s eating habits. Did he routinely eat live meat? Did he usually swallow things whole that would fill 1/3 of his body volume? Did he actively hunt his food? Is Yoda’s species a more violent and carnivorous race than the Jedi Master’s serene attitude…

I ate some roasted monkey-lizard.  Got Crumbs all over my hands.

I loved the episode, but why doesn’t anyone think it was Cobb Vanth who found Fennec’s body? I haven’t seen anyone make that connection. As a lawman, he’d probably have some interest in finding a dead body in the desert. The only reason I’d say it wasn’t him was that Mos Pelgo is far away from where she was left.

What’s with all the Reese’s hate?  Did Trump say they were good or something?  I was thinking the “Worst Halloween Candy” award would go to circus peanuts, followed by candy corn, followed by broken glass, followed by plain Hershey bars.

I’d much, MUCH rather see a 21st century reboot. Make “Starfighter” an online game, either a flight sim or an FPS, and the best players in the world get “recruited” (kidnapped and replaced with Beta Units) to defend the Frontier against Zur and the Ko-Dan Armada. If people really want that nostalgia bug, they should…

That would be wicked heavy.