This article is wrong.

“ Sure, we did not successfully return the goose to human form, but he wasn’t a goose anymore, and that’s kind of the same thing.”

Number One, Make it so. (seriously, who owns all those old things now, Street Sharks, Biker Mice from Mars, ect.)

“Thank you, this will be perfect for Barack’s long-form birth certificate.”

Just kidding guys. We’re gonna actually start automating the eat-the-rich jobs, so we don’t upset the status quo too much.

Eat the rich.

I’m sure Trump’s team will say this is all a big Nothinglisberger

Along with “You can walk around all day anywhere with a clipboard and a pen and nobody will ask you what you’re doing.”

This is quite possibly the most Nintendo thing Nintendo has ever done.

... or, better still, serve it to his boss and tell him he bought it at Trader Joe’s just to fuck with him. 

I grew up in Willingboro, which is right by Marlton. If you don’t know it (no one who lives north of Trenton does, lol), Willingboro is a predominantly Black suburb surrounded by predominantly white, hostile suburbs. I am not surprised by this idiot at all.

All these “we would have kicked his ass for you” sentiments sound fake as fuck. Especially since we know that the people working on set went out of their way to try and stonewall any attempt to report Kramer to any higher-ups. Meanwhile Kramer was deliberately breaking Eliza’s ribs on set and nobody thought that was…

What an excellent reply. I love it. I would very much like to visit Hyrule if it were a state.

“We sincerely apologize to anyone that was offended by the jerseys.”

trumps going to disown Eric, adopt Stephen, marry Ivanka, kill Jared and fuck Bannon.

I like the reveal that she’s just a random schmuck, honestly. But I would’ve liked it more if we didn’t have an entire movie that came out first, implying how special she and her secret parents were. It just comes across as a pointless mystery, with a whole lot of very strangely knowing glances at her, and then it…

alex i accept this assignment:

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

You’re right, it was an issue of states’ rights—specifically, the right of states to have slaves. They weren’t shy about it.