Damien: What’s your grandma’s name?

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut

Yes, because these people are idiots.

Trump wants his people in charge of his protection instead of the secret service. He is hampered by service agents being close all the time. It limits the amount of graft he can perform. They have to follow the law while protecting him. His people won’t be constrained by anything so mundane as rules. Chavetz has…

Durr what is this fake news why is there so much Trump in Gizmodo you snowflakes need to get used to it he’s president now you guys never posted this much about Obama her emails are still worse than everything I love Russia.

I dont know mucht about security and protection but wtffffff is Chafey talking about? Isnt an outsider the last person you would want in this department? I feel like decades of experience would be the best possible thing for this position.

Nah, he just wanted to extract that extra bit of kinetic energy via regenerative braking while Passat owner couldn’t see it and help VW restore some of that air it polluted over the years. That’s an extra 0.62 Euros he recovered right there.

+1 Flag Code violation

I hope somebody is there to remind the burglars of the mess they left when they went away.

Introducing a new Black Widow would be a pretty good moment to make the MCU more diverse - so they shouldn’t be held back by the comics. Just create a new Black Widow from scratch and go nuts.

Mila Kunis

What if my bootstraps cost $6 million?

The Republican obsession with repealing the estate tax is a prime example of this phenomenon.

Does it matter that it’s shopped? It’s Bannon.

Eat all the dicks, please.

Being forced to watch the White House orientation video must have been tough for him, since it doesn’t mention him. The part about sexual harassment in the workplace must have been uncomfortable.

You get that 3 month vacation, though!!!! And you never work past 3!!!! And you’re just glorified baby-sitters!!!

The amazing thing about the teachers union thing is this, by all metrics states with a strong union out perform states considered “right to work”.

Bitching about teacher’s union is a thing because it, I dunno, people are pissed we still get benefits or something.

“Idris Elba as [insert character here]”