Love it. You all get your union?

GQ is also killing it with Keith Olberman on their youtube channel.

Buzzfeed, Teen Vogue & Cosmo are hard hitting journalistic outlets now. Let that sink in.

As an aside, I hope this disposes of anyone’s positive thoughts toward Lindsay Graham. We had fun last year imagining him to be our kooky, effeminate uncle whose views we disagree with, but damned if we don’t love him, but truth is, he’s just as bad as the rest of them tripping all over themselves to kiss Trump’s feet.

Until there’s a bit of a budget snafu and food funding is insufficient.

Wasnt there a concept for an Olympic Island similar to this?

So much for the party of state’s rights and small government! I hate these people so much. I’m so scared of the next four years. I have no idea how/if we’re going to make it.

In 4th grade my older sister had a copy of this Erotic Art book in which there was a photograph of a womans lower half, hands in long red gloves, spreading her vaginal lips, and a big dong in her b-hole. I had a BFF who SWORE this guys penis was in the womans vagina which made me question *my* anatomy with a handheld…

I hope McCain gives into that impulse at every turn for the next four years.

I mean, do these anti-woman people really think that a woman just up and decides to abort a 21 or 22-week fetus?

I mean, do these anti-woman people really think that a woman just up and decides to abort a 21 or 22-week fetus? A woman and her doctor make this kind of decision (I’m comfortable in betting 100% of the time) because they have discovered there is something so wrong with the fetus that it has no chance at anything but…

“This is my belief: there are two viable beings involved,” he said. “One had a choice early on to make a decision to conceive or not.

He wouldn’t abdicate. Abdication happened once and if it happened again, it would be the end of the monarchy.

Yes, unions vs. transgender bathroom rights, the classic “either-or” choice.

One day I was at my cousins’ place and we inexplicably decided to smash all of the windows in their garage. Would you believe it, we got in trouble.

James Franco’s 4th brother there looks like he is about to be touched inappropriately by an old homeless Russian man.

The worst thing ever are the grizzled tour vets who never shut up about how great ‘95-’98 were, complain about how the band totally sucks now... but they still go to every show.

Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

Let it be known I do not give a single fuck about boners.

Brb, gonna go buy my 4 year old goddaughter a “girls rule, boys drool” t-shirt for her birthday, can’t start too early on implementing the male castration agenda. Cheer up guys, we’re only 160 years away from getting equal pay, perfecting asexual reproduction, and throwing all men into space.