Shots Fired! LeSean McCoy Says Every Black Player on Eagles Team Sucks

If you flip Feldman and Clements’ scores for Mayweather, it’s obvious that he also did 911.

Free popcorn in a tray is our early front runner for best bco submission of 2015.

The international breakfast is a half-waffle

the mob of red crunchies chasing him and his thermos of white wine whilst demanding free popcorn in a tray

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

I hate being “that guy” who says things were so much better back in the day...

It’s really all about ethics in metahuman journalism

Alternate headlines for this story:

Tracked down his wife and told her everything.

This is about ethics in the consumption of bodily fluids, Pinkham.

A: That’s as many as four tens.

Damnit, Lex!

You can almost see the thought bubble: “What do I do?! WHAT DO I DO?! This is the most violence I have EVER BEEN EXPOSED TO IN MY LIFE”

Come on, man, all this and not a mention of the notorious factoid the boss fights were farmed out to another dev?

Random but related anecdote: the problem I’ve had doing this (although mine have been “appreciation pizzas” not “apology pizzas”) is that a lot of times, online ordering doesn’t include a place for the tip. So if I’m having appreciation pizzas delivered to my mechanic, I’m stiffing the driver, because my mechanic…

Damn! Those guys are huge as FUCK!!!

xkcd is always relevant.

Arachnia did it first!