This isn’t passive aggressive at all! This is regular aggressive!

John McCain plays CoD4 confirmed.

You’re completely wrong.

“So fkn arbitrary. No rubric. Just pure luck of getting someone on a certain day reviewing your ‘violation’ WHICH is entirety insane on its own because if players are so offended by words on the internet they can FIRST turn chat censoring ON. Then as a second layer of protection for the weak minded they can MUTE the…

Man, screw the Star Destroyer; what I want is that classic T-65 he’s left rotting right in front of it! Do you know how rare they’re getting now that the T-70’s been out for a while? It’s gonna need some work, certainly, but the value of classic Galactic Civil War-era hardware is only going up, and I reckon actual,…

As usual, Cersei is great, but Margaery is better

The purpose of an embargo in this case is to both A) ensure for EA that all the Battlefront articles hit at once, causing Ultimate Buzz; and B) help writers out by giving them extra lead time and putting them all on the same level, so nobody has to rush to get out a preview 5 minutes after the event ends.

Plus with an ice cream sandwich, the ice cream is hard enough to break off while your teeth are still in contact with the cookie exterior, thus avoiding direct ice cream on teeth contact.

I went out with Conor Oberst a couple of times. The sex was meh, but I broke it off when he came over to my parents’ house for dinner and pretended like he didn’t know what a potato was. It was obvious to everyone that it was just a shitty joke that he refused to abandon, and my dad eventually kicked him out. I mean,…

I banged a semi-famous photographer who, after fucking me for a long time (pretty decent), he said he wanted to “finish.” I’m like, “Cool, I’m good.” Dude goes to the bathroom, gets the mini bottle of conditioner, jerks of onto my pussy, stares at it for a 5-10 seconds, then goes and gets a *warm* towel and wipes me…

For the ‘Mess Around’ thing, it works better if you just tap the back of the 3DS with your finger/nail than if you actually try to blow into it. It’s a more efficient way to... do that useless “graphic spin” thing on the top screen :)

"Every 5 minutes from then on out, she came up to me demanding to know why her BCO wasn't ready...

Yes. Welcome. We wear comfortable clothes that look good on our changing/aging bodies, listen to whatever the hell music we want (I was singing both One Direction and the Stray Cats this morning), and shake our heads ruefully at Kids These Days.

I’m 31, attractive, and have a great tan year round since I live in southern California.

100%!

You can't just blatantly copy Kichenette.

Man if MR MIYAMOTO HIMSELF can’t get in Nintendo of America, who the fuck CAN!?

it took like six fuckin years but finally a list on this site i have no problems with

Somebody get this kid some reading classes, I mean 3 minutes goddamn.