Personally, I’m mad that they’re putting the lands in the back.
Lands in front forever!

Wario’s “Peach” would obviously be deach. Flip the P. Come on, man.
Also, Paisy for Waluigi.

That was not what I expected. Enjoy your star.

Second note to book readers: I bet in the books Jon’s real name will be some other famous Targaryen king, like Jaehaerys

It looks like his face is going to peel back as his jaw opens wide enough to swallow your soul.

I mean, she is still strange and annoying

Unless it turns out that the Night King is also a Targeryan, some ancient ancestor who came to Westeros and was turned by the Children.

I totally did this the other day. It wasn’t a roast chicken, but I was cooking something in the oven, we realized we had a good 45 minutes or so to kill, so we had a good time. Timed out super well, we were able to get some post-good time cuddling in before re-dressing and finishing cooking.

The whole “Caught my reflection, here’s a description of my ass” bit feels very textbook porn stories.

I believe deeply in workplace diversity regardless of race, gender, creed or sexual orientation

Only two were sent to Internal Affairs? That’s some bullshit.

I had that exact thought as well. “IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!”

Sorry dude, Carrot Juice is Murder. I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables.
(Don’t worry, it’s not some unhinged anti-vegetarian rant, it’s a funny song)

after reviewing the body-cam footage, the man was offered a three-year plea deal plus time served by the Baltimore State Attorney’s Office

I’m sure this game is good, but it’s no Blades of Steel.

There’s some light language, at least one “Shit” that I can recall, and at the end of the movie there’s a “What the Fuu/cut to credits”. Violence wise it stays pretty fun, with the occasional heavy moment. The “final battle” near the end of the movie has some intense moments, but those aren’t for very long, and…

Xbox One X 2 X Red X Blu-X

This is my exact goddamn problem. He tweets some dumb shit, everyone loses their minds laughing at it, then withdraws us from the Paris Accords to deafening silence because everyone’s still meming a typo.

I hit the point where I realized I’d have to drop at least $25, and likely more, to get those expansion cards in order to be even baseline competitive and I peaced out of that game. Pay To Win is just not fun.

Is it “Get invaded by Russia”? Because I’m not super into that.