“Then why not legalize heroin? I mean, their argument fails just on that basis. Let’s legalize cocaine. Let’s legalize heroin. Let’s legalize angel dust. Let’s legalize all of it. What’s the difference? Let everybody choose.”

Dude, don’t feed the troll

I’m a little surprised I haven’t seen “The failing President Trump” before. It’s so good.

Look, France, I know we aren’t on the best terms ever since most of us decided you were cowards for not getting involved in the Middle Eastern boondoggle, but please... be better than us. Do not go down this road.

Diddy Kong Racing was Rare, right? That was honestly a lot of fun. Also, Chameleon Twist was such a weird platformer, but honestly had really fun multiplayer. My friends and I weren’t even stoners, and we played the shit out of it.

Yeah, but we’ve got the best frozen batteries, so we’d win that fight.

He was also Monstro on the Skullcrusher server in WoW back in the day (definitely pre-politics). We were guildmates. He was a decent dude, honestly, but I’m not too surprised to see his posts.

I quit probably a year or so ago when it became very obvious that in order to be competitive, you needed to buy the expansions. Fuck that noise, I’m not spending $25 a pop for that.

It got really weird when the stockier brother got captured by Time Masters and tortured until he turned into an unstoppable assassin, but the power of friendship turned him back into a regular criminal.

I was really hoping that somebody in the car was named Mark...

Also, that’s a really shitty way to flirt

Same thing for Megyn Kelly, Gretchen Carlson, and any other PerFoxide blonde expats.

Haha, yeah, that makes sense. It wasn’t on tap or anything, just in cans in the restaurant/cafeteria on the floor below the sky bar deal where you had your pint.

I was at the Guinness Storehouse in Dublin last year (hey man, I was a tourist!), and was shocked to see Budweiser for sale in their cafeteria... it was even during that obnoxious “America!” campaign. We yanks ruin everything!

Trump’s budget outline, to be revealed on Thursday, reportedly includes 31 percent cuts to the EPA and 28-30 percent cuts to the State Department, a plan that Sen. Lindsey Graham declared “dead on arrival.”

If not, I’d be lobbying Congress for an investigation into whether my cat can talk and is just choosing not to.

Bran will become a god.

I never thought the leopards would eat my face!

I’m feeling the same. My gaming time has gone way down over the past couple years, so I don’t have a WiiU. I’m drooling over this game, though, and I could totally play the Switch on the train/at work (gonna have to get another charging cable...).

To the African American party guests, she said, “I would never walk up to you and say those words to you and I’m so sorry that that happened to you.”