However, the residents who have condemned the racial incident are upset and are complaining about continuing to see the racial slur and how it is disturbing the peace in the quiet neighborhood.

I don’t know what I love more... the hilariously inept attempts at making a heart shaped pizza, or how upset people are that their pizza doesn’t look like a heart.

Based on the Reuters report, Trump’s only reason for wanting to ditch START is because Obama negotiated it.

Holy shit, yes. Somebody call Lorne Michaels right the hell now!

A world where female, minorities and LGBTQ children

we ended up getting—and I won’t go into details—but we ended up getting substantially more than other candidates who had run in the past years.

At least it’ll beat dropping dead in the labor camps!

But I thought he read the Bible? Isn’t that his favorite book? Are you suggesting, possibly, that it was a bald-faced lie to get a bunch of rubes to vote for him?

For being what seemed like a cash-in Mortal Kombat clone, it had a surprisingly good story. And as Ganon mentioned, there’s also a comic series that’s been going on since the game released, showing the 5 years between Superman going crazy and the start of the first game. The comics are also pretty damn good.

Remember those “Death Panels” the right wing talking heads were screaming about back when the ACA was introduced? I think we just met the first one.

All other events are pending!

I’m sorry, weren’t you guys railing against handouts?

“That’s quite all right,” HM replied. “Next time I’ll ring through beforehand so you don’t have to shoot me.”

Republicans are considering packaging the funding for the wall into a spending bill that must be dealt with by the end of April in order to prevent a government shutdown.

I mean, I’m beginning to feel like at this point, the only way to drain the swamp involves black masks and gasoline.

Real IDs have curves

Actually, we will always be trying to DTS.

Conservatism is a mental illness.

Why would Russia or China nuke the Bible Belt? They’ll hit the East Coast, from Boston to Atlanta, because that will be a mortal blow from which the country would not recover. They’ll probably hit LA, too, just to smack the West Coast’s population center.

So like, this is unprecedented in recent history, right? Like, the laws for the Electoral College were always there, where the Electors could vote as they felt and not as their state decided. But I cannot remember a time where multiple Electors were discussing using this option.