You’re either a monster or a genius, and I’m not totally sure it isn’t both.

The premise sounds very Gibsonian, in a good way. I’ll have to check this out!

But... he isn’t an Alien, he’s part Alien. I don’t go around saying I’m Italian because I’ve got some Italian ancestry. And the Inhumans didn’t go to the Moon until later, they lived in Attilan, which has been in several places on Earth. To say he’s never heard of or encountered ASL is... silly at best.

“Is that better?”

I’m pretty sure there was a line at one point where Harrison Wells says “You know, where I’m from, this is Earth-2", which I always found amusing. The SuperSTARs are a little self-centered.

Nah dude, cosplayers would have gotten it right. Obsessively right.

mind-altering chemicals included in the fluoride of America’s water supplies to make the nation docile.

“Then why not legalize heroin? I mean, their argument fails just on that basis. Let’s legalize cocaine. Let’s legalize heroin. Let’s legalize angel dust. Let’s legalize all of it. What’s the difference? Let everybody choose.”

Dude, don’t feed the troll

Fans might recall that the Clown Prince of Crime’s manipulations led Superman to kill his pregnant wife Lois Lane, sending the Man of Steel down the path to tyranny. It’s a fighting game so story’s a secondary concern but it’ll be interesting if they try to address Joker’s presence at all in Injustice 2.

I’m a little surprised I haven’t seen “The failing President Trump” before. It’s so good.

Ewan McGregor has signed on to play Christopher Robin in the self-titled movie. Scripted by Alex Ross Perry, the film concerns Winnie the Pooh entering Christopher Robin’s life a second time in adulthood to help him get things back on track.

Yeah, dey’s called Beekees.

Happy to help

will headline a new DC-focused digital streaming service next year

Look, France, I know we aren’t on the best terms ever since most of us decided you were cowards for not getting involved in the Middle Eastern boondoggle, but please... be better than us. Do not go down this road.

Diddy Kong Racing was Rare, right? That was honestly a lot of fun. Also, Chameleon Twist was such a weird platformer, but honestly had really fun multiplayer. My friends and I weren’t even stoners, and we played the shit out of it.

Never scoff at the Hoff

Yeah, but we’ve got the best frozen batteries, so we’d win that fight.