Where was I? Oh yeah, Guinness World Records (GWR) finally sends me "their" rules for qualifying for "world's fastest production car". After reading through them I knew that I had been hosed. Here are just a few:

That's what killed Earnhardt.

Ease of diagnosis/fixing when it breaks down traded off with poorer fuel efficiency or power at all other times. So basically what's your net present value of annoyance?

Isn't Fiat's MultiAir system similar? It still has one cam, but one bank (intake side I think) is completely operated by electronic actuators. Probably more archaic than what Freevalve has set out to do.... I hope Freevalve succeeds!

I was going to make a Liam Neeson joke, but the idea was ...... taken.

She also might have ended up on the moon, but I'm not calling her an astronaut.

Eh okay given that assumption, I agree. In some parts of the country, namely the south or midwest, smoking isn't terribly restricted. But, to be fair, that certainly isn't the majority of the country.

You stated an opinion on religion, so I, as an internet user, must violently disagree with you.

Not to disparage the effort, but this is roughly 900 words too long for a couple of slobs who scammed their way to Sochi, at which they had no impact on the results of the events.

When I test drove the FR-S, I knew I had to have it. The same went for the young lady that later found herself in my passenger seat.

Yeah, but then you'll be that guy.

Bitter much? The post was about bringing in the Mangagement ring. I said that my husband and I already did it. Also, way to assume that we'll conform to gender stereotypes. We are not planning on having children. Honestly, I was not expecting sexism on a feminist site.

Neutral: Who Should Be The Face Of Ford Trucks? Since the vehicle is all aluminum I say Captain Planet.

We need more comfort lanes.

This guy is pretty good too

I have found that the folks at high-end dealerships tend to display the above behavior more often than more mainstream dealers. That being said I have encountered plenty of great Honda salespeople and totally clueless Audi staff.

For city driving and my boring commute, please, drive me. That said, I want to be able to take control when I want to go carve some canyons. I doubt those will be in the same car though.

I think they can totally fit inside of the sled (without heads or limbs outside to be injured) and are supposed to quickly drop their heads in situations like this. Here it appears that the pilots head was out, but relaxed enough that pushing against the wall just drove the head back into the sled...

Do rules like this exist for other major crimes? No? Well then, there's your answer.

I know, right?