RedR58
RedR58
RedR58

Who knew that the guy who loved gaudy gold shit including that wig on his head would be into that?

New York City native, Since they live off my taxes the least they could do is take some suggestions. It’s only fair right?

Exactly. These people are outright malicious. I’m a Floridian and I’ve dealt with these fucks for most of my life. They want people to paint them as a bunch of stupid yokels because it gives them cover to do all sorts of evil shit.

If their regional pride defines itself by being in opposition to the North, they are weak (sweet) tea indeed. 

Or, as a last resort alternative, you could always just use keys.

Nah. I’m afraid not. Dude gonna lose. GOP is losing Florida, also as we speak. Close to 200,000 angry Puerto Ricans are moving in and gonna make Florida blue, right after Virginia. North Carolina is up next. Expect the worst and be unsurprised ahead of time if that makes you feel better.

Didn’t anyone in the press corp think of asking Sarah Sanders (what happened to the Huckabee all of a sudden?) why the painting was still hanging during this occasion?

holy shit. that’s really bad. like that can’t just be an oversight. that had to be intentional which is really fucked up.

It is indeed. I briefly considered that this might have been an oversight by an incompetent and understaffed White House, but then I saw this was in the Oval Office. The president picks all the shit in there personally.

Oh lord Panama. The ONLY thing southerners don’t want to be told to do is not be racist and Roy Moore isn’t going to tell them that so they’ll vote for him no matter what the hell he’s done. That’s it. That’s all. Quit buying into these excuses that have been rolling off their tongues since they forced that compromise

Isn’t that fucking Andrew “the only good Indian” fucking Jackson on the wall there?

It was nice meeting you, Patrick. And nice to see the Celica get some (almost) top shelf loving. Here are my shots from the event as well.

What? But where am I going to put the sewing supplies in that box then?

You know what was so great?

It’s the Monkeemobile, and one of the two from the TV show.

So many cool cars. Cool stickers too.

If only there were some sort of proof that Bernie is bad at winning elections. Some sort of, I don’t know, primary, held in the past, in which he tried to succeed as a national candidate but ended up losing?

No, no, a big bucket of no. Can we please have some fresh candidates who are untainted by their baggage from 2016 and who aren’t two thousand year old white men? We are not going to win with Bernie. He needs to sit the fuck down.