In what universe is MELANIA TRUMP “protesting” this role as first lady so she doesn’t have to put her career on hold? What career? Modeling? It’s not like she had some booming personal venture and career path that she sacrificed in order to be first lady. She was doing....what? I googled it and can’t find any actual…

If you think for one hot minute that an essential mail order bride is skirting the responsibilities of first lady as a fuck you to the patriarchy, then I guess sometimes we need fantasy in difficult times.

... and if she really is redefining the role, then she should stop wearing that stupid FLOTUS cap

Ok, “job,” ceremonial role, whatever. I agree it’s a flawed institution in need of modernization, but it’s not like she’s not making some form of protest for the greater good. If she takes a stance I’ll give her credit for it, but until then she doesn’t get a pass, much less admiration from me for being lazy, selfish…

michelle obama sure seemed to think the position had responsibilities, and i, for one, thank her for her herculean efforts.

Wife spilled a gallon of milk into my new suv. I sold it three months later.

Alright, I’m only gonna list the ones I can even think of, and ignore the ones I got part way/90% through and just haven’t gone back to. Yet.

Hey, maybe you’ll live longer than you expect! Or else include the password in your will...

As a gamer who is also an adult with a full-time job, I’ve eventually forced myself to stop buying games just because they’re on sale for cheap for pretty much exactly this reason.

There’s nothing worse than having a big, gorgeous game you knows going to be great and just being too intimidated to get started. More recently I’ve been doing that with Yakuza 0.

I did the same with GTA5 when it came out for PS4. It’s such a huge game it’s intimidating to think about starting it 😰

I’ll post a picture of my backlog when i get home. but there is a snippet of my digital dumpster of things I have not gotten too.

From a journalistic point of view holding back on saying “lie” is a matter of definitions. Being wrong means you said something factually inaccurate. Lying means you said something factually inaccurate on purpose with intent to deceive. It’s an important distinction, and one that can’t be proven, which is why…

But... why would you stop? This is partly why I’m not a collector: I’m too much of a completist to be disciplined.

Nope... don’t need one of these! I have enough Vader already.

Toxic smoxic, those fumes aren’t that ajksdjklajdslas. (no seriously, this is very good advice. Chemical masks for everyone!)

Stop being reductionist. Adults getting overly familiar with their coworkers about their sex lives or other topics that make their coworkers uncomfortable is sleazy. Yes, it is.

It stuns and baffles me that some men are so clueless in this regard.

Don’t be a jerk. This is setting a jumping off point for people who maybe haven’t had the experience to create guidelines for themselves.

A good response to gauge intentions when a co-worker asks if you want to go out for a drink after work: