The Army has recently decided to allow waivers for people with a history of self harm. So I’m going to say down.
The Army has recently decided to allow waivers for people with a history of self harm. So I’m going to say down.
I’ve worked with new troops who showed up to the recruiting office with MAGA hats on.
Dumb as shit to start with + sundowning + jetlag = enjoy tonight while you can because we’re all gonna be vaporized by nukes by dawn
“Daddy, are me or Henry your favorite?”
“Neither.”
“You have to have one.”
“No, I don’t, actually. I hate the both of you exactly the same. Because of you, I have so much less discretionary income. And your brother still shits himself.”
Well if you gotta drag him in, that’s probably the best way to do it. Let’s allow it!
He also fostered?!?!?! Oh man...
I’m sure he wishes that he does. Anyways, they both should be in JAIL.
I don’t know. Does Roy Moore have a dipshit bleach blonde daughter with an expensive boob job?
Weird times at FoxNews...
Nothing says Punk like a bunch of cops and soldiers.
He needs to get together with Trump so they can both think of a “cool way” to get out of their job commitment that isn’t as fun as they thought it would be.
Fun fact: as a father, I envy the dead.
I honestly don’t know why Affleck even accepted the role if he was going to cry about wanting to leave all the time after doing it.
You could just give’m a miss.
Asking me to choose which stadium scam I dislike most is like asking me to choose which of my children I dislike the most, by which I mean I hate them all equally because they make my life a living hell.
I can direct you to a remedial reading course if you’re unable to read the author’s name before you click on it.
“None of the Netflix shows have tried too too hard to acknowledge the events of the movies”
Yes, the bump is quite a jolt.
That’s the body armor. Makes his torso look bulky.