Pretty certain Schilling doesn’t believe in evolution, either, so... yeah, I agree with OSR. If we have to vote a retired pitcher off the planet, he’s my first pick.

The highlight of the upcoming impeachment will be the perp walk of all of these assholes out of the White House holding their shit in a cardboard box, knowing full well they will never get within 2,000 feet of the place (or any actual power) ever again.

I follow Ben Rhodes and a few of Obama’s advisors on twitter. I can only imagine how they must feel about the current occupants of their offices.

The site I originally read this article on had her listed as a “Senior White House Advisor.”

She grifts a government paycheck, which is perfectly in line with the Trump experience. I wouldn’t say she has an actual job other than to be a black person on his staff that kisses his ass.

Take you +1 and get out of my sight

We didn’t even have 39 guests.

Should’ve been you, Curt Schilling.

I legit keep forgetting she’s a member of this administration. The person who’s job is to liaise and communicate with the public is barely visible (which is honestly probably for the best), not to mention just as tacky and self-serving as every other White House employee working for Trump.

For real; a grand total of 30 is plenty to be played for laughs in a rom-com!

RIGHT? Why wouldn’t you make it an even 40?!

her 39-person bridal party

Wikipedia says (/ˈnɛksiəm/ NEKS-ee-əm), like that acid reflux medicine. I don’t know why, but that always makes me laugh because it’s reminds of a name I would have given my secret girl gang in middle school, equal parts cringeworthy and dumb.

I was thinking grown up Cabbage Patch Kid

Even though he’s not phat he looks porcine—it must be those tiny, beady, closely set eyes.

So much empty skin around such a small face

He’s white like yogurt and his last name’s Cheban. I will call him Chebani.

Bobby Valentine.

Being a nurse has spoiled watching anything medical for me. I spent the whole time with my brain nitpicking, thinking ‘That’s not what would happen.’