Americans don’t like wagons because their grandparents had a Falcon wagon with vinyl seats and no A/C that their parents hated riding in as children.

These are stanced flat brimmed hellaflush fart can bros here. Not the brightest thinkers.

they should just throw an inch tall storm drain here or there. A few oil pans later and they won’t have any problems.

If there is a god (as in omniscient, omnipresent god) then he’s definitely an asshole. And I feel pretty confident going with a male pronoun there.

Yeah I still don’t understand why people need a book just to understand how to be a half decent human being.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

Georgia’s State House Speaker, Glenn Richardson, resigned in 2009 after his wife found out he was boning a lobbyist. Well, after the Atlanta newspaper found out.

What. A. Fuckstain.

Do you have to work hard to be this aggressively stupid, or does it come naturally?

“Not hiring an attractive female assistant/secretary/underling because my wife might object” has been a thing forever. Witness the Pence Rule, which was previously the “Billy Graham rule.” It seems that for many/most of these men, you’re either a target or a potential risk.

I think Weinstein was the hardest target to take down. Politicians have power, but you have to reelect them. Weinstein was a huge figure in an industry of secrecy. Once women realize that he can be gotten, then anyone can be gotten.

“ If someone had kicked down the door in Vegas and shot that guy after he had killed 25 people would it not have been a good thing?”

In response, leaders in the state House and Senate announced that lawmakers and staff will receive training from human resources staffers.

Don’t forget that the loophole in the violence against women act about Native Americans exists solely because of Grasseley, a wrinkly potato that someone left for too long in the microwave.

It makes me wonder how many men deny opportunities to young women or attractive women specifically because they are attracted to them.

Not sexual harassment, a few years ago there was a hilarious scandal in Michigan where a couple of married conservative bible thumper legislators were caught having an affair and using public funds for their trysts.

Once again, The Onion got there first.

You kid but the man has some serious mental health issues.

I am so fucking tired of all of this. The lack of willingness to try something, ANYTHING. It’s like ok, you don’t want to blame guns because they’re just the tool. Fine, I’ll play.

““very deranged individual [with] a lot of problems over a long period of time.””

But enough about the President.