Hard to believe someone dumb enough to knock a girl up at 15 would also be stupid enough to be bamboozled on the internet!

*sigh*

All this article did was make me want to play Far Cry 3 again.

Sadly, he is more competent (even high) than most American mayors.

A great car? A great car??? Believe me when I say that I have deep respect for anyone who has ever created a car company and produced actual cars. And the DeLorean was in the eyes of many (including me) a beautiful car. But a great car? With its prehistoric build quality, poky handling and asthmatic PRV V6? Not even…

Saw this and thought of Jesus Diaz.

OR...don't be a dick and be aware of people around you.

The force plans to bring him back on after his "recuperation" including some "physical therapy" and some special "training."

The $158,000 1988 M5. No that's not a typo. (The guy also has an EVO II M3 for the same money.)

I realistically swam away from Call of Duty.

You've scared off the French Special Forces with that comment. But they'll be back.
And in greater numbers.

Even in the age of drones and guided missiles, a guy on a horse with a sword charging at you is still terrifying.

You get a star for the funny comment, and a cookie for saying LEGO bricks, and not "legos".

Several issues - space is a vacuum, bullets are fired from small explosions, no air, no explosion.

Jezza calls himself a big hairy ape, how is that an insult?

By the way,Yes,Piers Morgan is still a monumental twat.

"KEEP SPINNING AROUND, THAT ASSASSINS JERK WON'T GET US NOW!" "YEAH!" "AHAHAHAHAHAH!!! AHAHAHAH!!!"

What the guy in charge of handing out the things probably did: