Did Neptune do something despicable to your sister/bride? Cos otherwise it is unacceptable to deprive the God of the Seas his armies, by collecting every single shell in the beaches of Normandy.

Ok, time to go back to stabbing the sea, Neptune is not gonna die all by himself, you know.

Banana

Wait, $200 on a shirt? Are all sports shirts prices so everinflated over there?

Well they got Europa Universalis and that thing encompasses every single Paradox gameplay of the same kind in existence and the 4th game is miles better/harder/more nerve-wracking than CK2.

Naaa man, the graph ain’t big enough.

Man, f**k EU. Been playing it for almost a year and there are still stuff I can’t seem to remember or understand. I love it, but I hate it so much.

Subtitles- Noooooooooooooo Noooo....

Exactly, but it was the middle of the day and I was in a prominent and busy neighborhood...So I was stuck.

Same here. Well, not a Mustang. That thing is a whole another category for me. I used for some time, right after I got my licence, my pop’s old ‘88 Golf GTD. It was my first car and was quite in good shape for a almost 20 year old car. I loved it but none of my friends seemed to like it. No modern stereo, no real…

You should come to France my friend. First time I saw this I was bemused but not so much by now. They have no notion of where a car can and can not fit. All cars have scuffs in the rear and front bumpers and everybody loves to play ping pong with their cars while parking. I have seen in disbelief people with rear an…

Yes, simplicity is best with greens like the brussels sprouts. I also use sometimes lemon juice instead of balsamic vinegar. For a more acidic taste. And most of the time use Italian virgin olive oil. The taste it provides is amazing.

That locomotive front end reminds me of something. I can’t put my finger on it yet.

Seriously WTF have they done to the Giulia name??? What the hell is this hideous BMW 4 Series/Audi A4 lovechild of a monstrosity? This is what happens when you let car design in the hands of Americans. Nice innards though. Would really like to test out that Nurburgring claim, but not with that shitstain of a body…

Technically there is Clone Trooper camo from the Battle of Kashyyyk, but I don’t know if they count since they aren’t technically storm troopers. Still, the Expanded Universe, despite not being Disney approved canon has dozens of skins and armour types for troopers. Such a pity they wiped the thousands of pages long…

Really Kotaku, why do you have to do a side by side comparison like this anytime a game comes out? Is it all to give the PC users a small ego boost over the better graphics of the game? Maybe the video does not represent the whole visual prowess of the game, but honestly the difference is so minimal that somebody who…

Man I wish this was true. I started the series with Warcraft 3 (the only one available where I lived) and was literally blown away. It was miles ahead of any RTS I had played. And the story, the god damned campaign story was a rollercoaster. Shit got even more real with the Frozen Throne. I really wish they had…

I know, it feels a bit odd. Too realistic, too shiny. Like the skin of the Orcs was made out porcelain. And also you get the feeling like you are watching a TV series on HD. I can not put my finger on it, but it needs a little bit of blurred effect. It is too crisp.

This game and EU4 have been the doom of my social life, since I was introduced to it almost a year ago. Too bad the mod is only for PC. I have to play it on a Mac since I am most of the time on the go.

Love the dishwashing gloves.