Jim Carrey could act better using his butthole.

I want a GoT version of Call of Duty. Call of Thrones.

He loses far too many points for the t-shirt. Beardo and Dreads are far better.

Don't we all have no future? After all, our planet is fucked.

I find his articles more entertaining than I do yours. I'm not sure if i've ever read an article of yours that had a very critical or incendiary tone. You seem to be very...what's the word, boring? Boring.

I wouldn't say "lucky". Fortunate is more accurate.

This art in particular strongly reminds me of Sang-Froid: Tales of Werewolves, a game unfortunately overlooked by so many people. I just wish more would buy it and appreciate how great it is!

Man, people have just beaten that joke to death.

It probably wasn't something that the Sony big-wig's were aware of. I can't imagine them being like, "Yeah, that Chris Jarvis kid, make him work for us for free! And in a job he doesn't want to do! TEEEHEEEEHEEHEE!"

A few years ago, I actually watched an episode of Matlock. It was a'ight.

Damn you, Patricia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh, Miyazaki has done many films and has absolutely proven himself many times over. George Lucas got way too much credit for Star Wars and showed how talentless he truly is with the Star Wars prequels and movies like Red Tails. Don't compare the two, Miyazaki will always be leagues above Lucas.

Hahahahah! Eagles? Hahahaha!

I didn't judge somebody. Nothing I said was definitive, I said it seemed that way. I gave my 2 cents to his comment and many others agreed with what I said.

A giant, off-center butthole.

That's great you do those things, i'm happy for you. I only said slightly selfish. I wouldn't go full on for a person who I don't know anything about. Keep being a good person and have a nice day.

Nothing wrong with suggestions. You must be one of those people...

If you have so much money that you can buy games and never open them, why don't you donate to a charity like Child's Play or something? Seems unnecessary and slightly selfish (although you are helping to support developers, so that's good).

Why can't she be sexy? She's still a badass, she's still a powerful combatant in a field ruled mainly by men. I get that making female heroes/villains sexualized is getting old to some people, but I like it because i'm attracted to women. It's not like her design is going to make me believe she has no character beyond…

Again, no Green? Fuck you, Nintendo. This is why you're gonna fail. No damn green!