That must be how she went blind.

Nighy!

Xbox Omnipotence sounds kinda badass, actually.

It's 4 Minutes and 20 Seconds long. Very fitting for a song partly about getting stoned.

Have you watched his one man show, the Matt Jonestown Massacre? It's pretty good.

Kotaku should do a list of devices that do the same thing at better prices/functionality.

I always use them on 3rd-Person games, like Dark Souls. Keyboard controls are always awkward in those.

It's almost definitely gonna be called BorderWorlds, after the ending of the last game. I bet it'll be massive! By the way, Gearbox owns the BorderWorlds copyright, so....yeah.

I really wish that video would cease to exist.

Sony can back up every claim they make. Microsoft can't.

You are definitely a parent.

Dew Throwback is where it's at. By the way, Diet soda is terrible for you.

That cat looks more bitter, like he's planning his revenge because it's all he has left to live for.

If you guys ever get a chance, please ask Gearbox if Krieg is Tiny Tina's father. There is a lot of evidence pointing towards it but it's never been confirmed.

As long as Blubberella stays the fuck out of it, sure. The first one is the only enjoyable Uwe Boll movie and does have some good black humour.

I wished harm on him because he's an asshole. That's extremely progressive because i'm able to make the logical step forward of wishing peace for the nice people and harm for the dicks fucking everything up.

As Patricia said, he's been through the entire series events in just a little over a year. A lot of things have gone down and he's felt depressed and hopeless at what all of his money has cost him. How could you not love *SPOILERS SPOILERS SPOILERS* him busting in and attempting to burn Walt's house down? It was…

Please don't bring that up. We hated Hasslecrap and are beyond happy he is far from our team now.

This is one of the dumbest articles I have ever read on a Gawker media website. He's just stretching to find absolutely anything to hate us about and get's the opinions of random people nobody cares about who you could find clones of saying the exact same things about other teams. The person who wrote this article…

Just go fuck yourself, ok? We happen to be the most progressive state in America. We passed gay marriage and marijuana legalization together at once. Has the south done that? No. Your opinion is useless and based off of nothing and I hope somebody punches you in the dick.