There are many things about this picture that are unsettling

I thought there was no crying in baseball.

Also, was that another young child who threw the ball to the little brat? What a nice kid, poor thing.

What a fucking brat (unless he's a special needs child then "God Bless").

Correction: at the Air Canada Centre security deals out "poummelings."

Not too soon, just not funny.

[watches Dolan be incredibly open]

via AndrewJMatt

That's a groin-rule double if ever I saw one.

Laugh all you want, but that shrink is the only reason the Cubs' mascot gets away with not wearing any pants.

That is a remarkable projection system. Take that, PECOTA.

Let's be honest, 70% of ownership groups in america could have their stadium funding rejected and no one would notice, except the crime rate would go up. THESE GUYS ARE ANIMALS

I question this decision. I don't know if Hank will be the best locker room influence. I mean, he's been doggin' it all spring training.

Typical hug behavior.

It's not all bad on the other side of the Jeopardy fame bubble. Ken Jennings managed to parlay his winning streak into a book deal and a cushy gig on the speaking circuit, while IBM's WATSON is now the head writer at Buzzfeed.

Some Dogs Go To Colorado

Interesting that the league was so sensitive about the portrayal of head injuries since the AI plays as if everyone has a concussion.

Tom, it's called the Cactus League for a reason.

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