A Milwaukee NHL team? Take my money.

Marchman is definitely right. King of Comedy is awesome.

/Going Green

Yeah, I was expecting a little heat from him, but there has been nothing... NOT ONE HOT TAKE.

Bah. I know. I gave him my star. What more does Pie Snatcher need?

That's a lot of links. I didn't open any of them, so I am just going to assume they are JLaw photos and go on with my day.

Oh man. That's awful and brilliant.

You are out of the Greys forever.

Excellent reference. +1

Never seen this before, but it should be shared with everyone. Oh yeah, and George Lucas is a jerk.

A return to the treasure-trove of funny comments on Deadspin? I'm in.

This. He never touched the base at all. Blah, blah, breaking up a double play... but come on.

It could be the worst website redesign of a major company I have ever seen. It's like a 1990's geocities page with crap just everywhere.

Scalia's old-guy Italian dumps must be horrific.

Yes.

Not a dick joke, but wow, that was a well done spot.

MU Comm '08 grad. Me too!

I remember the day of the limo accident. I am a life-long Red Wings fan. As a young kid, I cried that day.

TIL. I always wondered how they looked so awesome.

This is going to be one of my favorite Deadspin posts. And just because... here is a hurt Sydney Crosby.