Okay, how about this? As a boring white guy, I want to play as someone different from myself. Not a boring white guy.

A battle droid did something useful? That’s a first.

It’s not his call. It’s Take 2.

They’re also from Queensland, which explains a lot of other things.

Tatooine isn’t in Dark Forces. It looks more like one of the Tatooine levels from Jedi Academy.

Yes. A failed attempt is still an attempt.

You aren’t wrong. That could have been a fun trumpet. Instead...

If I want to see an ugly person playing games, I’ll put a mirror beside my computer. No thanks. If I’m going to watch anyone, I’d prefer them easy on the eyes.

There’s no actual panther creature. It’s just a leopard, jaguar, or tiger with dark fur, not a different type of big cat.

Lords of Chaos. I tried to read the book twice way back when, drifted off somewhere in the latter half. Besides, shouldn’t they have Norwegian accents? Looks missable.

I just had a look. Wow, that’s pretty dodgy. Thanks for the alert.

Driving along the sea bed? I see coral, I see a very smooth rock formation. Initially I thought clouds, but no. More the spray of the ocean surface.

I hear that Discord has stepped into that arena too. Maybe 2019 will be the year of the storefront wars.

Ah yes, another proud graduate of the Angela Gossow School of Howling Like a Banshee. See also: Lingua Ignota.

It’s not just America. Here in Australia, I got two of them.

It’s one of the few.

Some games would drive me mad if I played them myself. Generally because I’m crap. But at a remove, seeing someone competent and patient play them, that’s fine. Others aren’t on a system I have. I’ll never play them.

and InXile.

I’d love to see Leia have a lightsabre duel. Maybe in Resistance. Considering that Ep IX was supposed to be the Leia movie, I wonder if the original plan had her taking out Ben.

I remember another game that did that. The demo for Drakan: Order of the Flame. There was a jump I just couldn’t make until I turned the screen resolution down. This was the late 90s, my computer didn’t have spiffy video card at the time.