You say "next to" and yet at almost every Target I've been to in recent years, they just mix the maternity and plus size together because they're obvi the same thing. This move is particularly baffling bc they somehow found a way to insult both plus size women AND pregnant women.

"This would be an awesome dress if it weren't for the boobflaps and feeding shutters"

I'd like to be excited, but I'm skeptical. Like you, I'll also believe it when I see it (and try it on). My experience with Target plus size clothing thus far is that it is probably the most awkward and ill-fitting collection around.

Oh oh me me! I actually married the guy. I had 2 engagement rings. The first one was small and very affordable (marquis cut, gold band- simple. My favorite) and the second came with our actual wedding band set (which we bought after he returned from Iraq). Anyways, he was a cheater and a liar. On our second…

Somewhere on the Lush North America forum, there is a massive thread filled with women saying they'd never marry a man who spent less than $10k on an engagement ring, because they need to know he appreciates their true worth. I asked how they'd be showing their appreciation of his worth. Didn't go down too well.

He woke up one morning and decided he couldn't do it. I gave back the ring because the stone was a gift from his mother. Months of crazy then followed — he wanted me back, he didn't, I wanted him back, I didn't.

Zero.

I wonder how many times a year she gets the norovirus.

This is somewhat similar to that time I went on a Disney Cruise with my parents at age 12 and refused to get off the cruise ship because I was reenacting the Babysitters Club Super Special "Baby-Sitters On Board!" and yet also not like that time at all.

I once went on 3ish dates with a dude who whined about having spent $300 dollars on me when I ended it. (I would like to note that $100 of that including a parking ticket for parking in front of an embassy, and I'd warned him!) My response? "Well think of all the money I'm saving you!"

Ugh, I remember telling a guy on an online dating thing repeatedly and clearly that I did not want to talk to him or have any more contact with him and he said something like "Lol, if you really didn't want to talk to me you would have blocked me". So I did and he tracked me down to my Facebook profile. Ugh.

I dunno. If this lady saved herself the grief of having to hear why she didn't deserve to reject him, I'd say she did the right thing.

Right? So glad I'm married. And if my matrimonial bliss ends for some reason...it'll be all one bedroom apartments and cats from then on. It's just too insanely dangerous to date while female anymore.

Seriously...and then the entitled shit gave her an 'earful' later when he discovered the truth? Uhm, no, that's not the appropriate response. If a dude faked his own death to get out of communication with me, then I would be ashamed and reevaluate the situation to figure out what *I* did wrong. I would definitely not…

All at once I do not miss dating. Like at all. Forever and ever amen.

NOT MAD.

I love that the cats are wearing tiny miniature tin hats, too.

Who knew that 12:40 PM was such a popular killing time? Makes sense, though. Not a lot of people around — so no one hears the screams and no one is likely to see you burying the body. Plus, it leaves you enough time to hop in the shower to make it in time for Happy Hour cocktails at the Boom Boom Room.