We know. The Knowles sisters are from Houston.

You think that's good? I have it on good authority from my aunt's yoga instructor's hairstylist's dog's former roommate's favorite feminist theorist that Beyonce is a terrorist. My little birds are everywhere!

Which horrible character can you ship him with then...?

Still not as impressive as the Kim Jong Il 18 round of 18.

I'm so saddened to learn about Jay Ferguson's behavior. He's great on Mad Men. Now I can no longer ship him with Peggy. :/.

I read that in Tywin Lannister's voice, for some reason.

I fail to see anything gay about a woman simulating fellatio. Also, if you put a roofie in a woman's drink, it doesn't make them gay. It makes them raped. Kind of like a man putting a roofie in a lesbian's drink doesn't make her straight.

Sam's not a media hound like Tebow is so the media is going to get bored. Tim Tebow starts every single appearance with "First of all, I'd like to thank my Lord and savior Jesus Christ". I seriously doubt Michael Sam is going to start a single appearance with "We're queer, and we're here".

That Courtney Love story is OLD NEWS like really old. She was interviewed on Alan Carr on the 25th of February 2010. If Jezebel is sourcing their news from FOUR years ago, they might want to check their journalistic skills. #justsayin'

It's kind of ironic—all the snide remarks about Courtney Love. Correct me, but I don't think she ever tried to come off as some angel...

Hopefully, and this is a stretch, but... Snowden:government/NSA skullfuckery::Gordon:NFL asinine pot rules.

She is a business

I thought I was only one who thought this. They really are pathetic. And, its a gross-out, shock based movie, making those scenes obvious CGI completely ruins the point of the movie. Hell, they even CGI'ed Seth Rogen getting hit in the head by an exercise ball! The whole point of this movie's appeal should be watching…

(You want to pat Efron on the head for never being as bad as you feared he'd be.)

In time... they're just now getting to Vince Young.

Judging from all the defensive and whiny-ass responses, I'd say not all men realize how funny this is.

I wouldn't give her that much credit. More likely she just saw a butterfly and went off to go shoot it.

I wouldn't go so far as to say that Beyonce is not a feminist. She has clearly made great strides toward embracing feminism (that many of her counterparts haven't) and I believe her existence itself is partly feminist (a woman who is at the top of her game who is also married and has a child). My "problem," if you…

That's the whole thing with EC, right? It's not the baby getting trained, but the parent to watch for signs of poop face or body language. Definitely not an option without a stay-at-home willing to put in the work. I can't imagine there are many childcare providers willing to do this. EC often goes hand-in-hand with…