I know of three people who were put on involuntary psych holds during our first 1L exams. I once came home from an exam in tears. Law is like math in that it is cumulative. You can't just look up the case in the book. You can reference, but knowing what's in the ruling is just gonna put you into the sort of spiral a…

The thing was that scouts were asking him about it and they knew. They wanted to test the kid's character to see if he'd tell but they also didn't want a closet case melting down or blackmail. So, he just did it so he wouldn't have to answer or dodge anymore.

The thing is, I don't recall even our potential victim accusing anyone of anything. If, in fact, she woke up naked and didn't remember anything after a certain point, she did exactly what I would have done: gone to the hospital, gotten a rape exam, gotten a HAART dosage, morning after pill, other STD medications, had…

I have an idea! We'll shoot you in the head and see what you wake up as.

Where did these people go to law school and why didn't I apply? I am exam maven but law school broke a lot of very smart people in my class at Yale. You have no idea what you're talking about until you've gone to law school and finished the program.

This is embarrassing too. You learned nothing about bell hooks. She styles her name "bell hooks." She does not capitalize again. But, right, you totally learned about her. Did you not even notice that her name is in lowercase? Did you think that was a typo the writer made over and over? That's one of the first things…

Same with Ricky Williams who smoked all night before a record setting game.

You don't need to worry about me. Worry about your poorly read friend. Tell the truth: have you sent her as many responses to her with reading lists, direct her to resources, explain why Jezebel isn't really the place to come to get intersectional feminism, give her the name of feminist blogs specializing in issues of…

Image of Ray Rice dragging his knocked out girlfriend out of an elevator? *crickets*

Tim, this might not be the lie you think it is. By denying they knew about Gordon's ban, they don't have to explain away not drafting Sammy Watkins to replace the receiver they knew they'd be losing it. It was a stupid move to begin with, but by denying they knew, they can say they were allowed absolutely no input in…

Of course the Browns front office knew this before the draft and was too stupid to draft Sammy Watkins to replace Gordon. Losing your best receiver and passing on Watkins before ultimately settling on a QB you wanted so bad that you passed on him twice is the Brownsest thing to ever Browns.

You care about this person way more than I do, so go correspond with her and hold her hand through life.

I don't buy into knowing stuff=elitism bullshit. I'm sure there's a tea bagger rally with some shit kickers you can gather round a campfire and bitch about that with. I don't believe in a culture of mediocrity and ignorance. Run along, Sarah Palin!

I never commented on the "mansplaining" thing, so you need to dial it down. Take that up with him or her.

Of course it was Peddie.

What should have happened? Well, yanking any aid it gets from us and a consortium of nations would be the first place to hit their government. We don't have to go in, but we can certainly take our money and go. People are telling America and western nations to go, so that's exactly what we should have done. Funny…

Everyone else's Instagram was on basic bitch status next to Ri-Ri's. *searches for mourning weed*

And ignorance on the internet isn't a problem either!

First Rich has the gall to come for bell hooks by calling her a "self-styled intellectual." Now Jezebel is talking about her being a crazy aunt or a befuddled grandma saying that she's earned her right to say things, "just as we have EARNED the right to disagree." No on at Jezebel, as employee or visitor, has earned…

That you don't know who bell hooks is says more about you than it does about the person you chided. You shouldn't have an attitude, you should be embarrassed.