I don't know what you think of me, but I feel like the "hatchet job" is an unappreciated form and I'm good at it.

You're a Jalopnik frequenter, no? I have something to ask, but someone told me not to ask anyone in person because it might be "dangerous" to ask someone in person because it may be valuable. My grandfather had what appears to me, based on an extensive search of Google Images, a Triumph T3 from 1956. It looks like it…

LOL! I get that a semifunctional engine is important for a car buyer, but I'd try rolling up on a big wheel to work than Sebring. I'll tell you what: this is going to take gay guys' reputation for having impeccable taste and judgment in purchases. I don't know if they'll recover from this and, frankly, they deserve it…

That's like when I was shitfaced one night and had the option of banging this hot guy who was following me all night and an okay girl. I'm a lesbian (which the guy new, BTW), so I took the girl because her lack of a penis made her "good enough." The REAL question is, what car was the other person considering was so…

Seriously, I actually thought the takeaway from this is that Bill'O The Clown is so desperate and basic now that he has to resort to tactics irrelevant rappers do to hang onto their careers: start a beef with someone bigger and better, hoping someone will care. Congratulations Bill, you've reached L'il B status. The…

Can we stop referring to anyone or any people who aren't white as "ethnic"? It's racist and it implies that white people don't have ethnic groups. It would be great if that could be changed.

You don't seem to understand the scale of the trouble she's caused. She latched onto the Wakefield study which was proven to be an utter sham (the alleged patients didn't exist as he presented them), none of his experiments, if they were ever done at all, couldn't be replicated in a lab, and, finally, Wakefield…

They're way too late to save their image. What was left of it evaporated the moment Grace Coddington even thought them up as people to be on the cover of Vogue. I guess it is nice that this issue is doing well, but I wonder if it will make up for the number of subscriptions and retail purchases in the long run. I…

I said your last sentence was a circular one.

No, those laws were changed because they were considered "acts" and since, in Jesus' opinion, the priestly class had become about money, using their works to feign their faith, and they really were "of this world" what with loving earthly possessions, having fancy clothing, and no faith.

I'm pretty sure you're not an atheist. Nice try, though.

My reasoning is that the god would not regard this as murder because that person would be carrying out god's instructions.

Why do you think that? The only oppressed people this alleged god stood up for were his chosen people. He was the oppressor and sent his goons like Joshua and David slaughter tribes that didn't believe in him or his laws. I know this might be upsetting to people who worship him, but your god is an oppressor and, alas,…

As a black person, therefore a person of the African diaspora, I am offended that black people anywhere would keep the religion forced upon us by those who enslaved us, stole us from our land, continue to oppress us, continue to rape the land of its precious resources, whose colonization of Africa lead to the civil…

I asked my potted plant and it says that it is free this afternoon, but you'll have to check in later this week.

That actually makes this story sadder. I remember saying how sorry I felt for Coddington having to deal with this trash when she gets to engage with powerful, interesting, effortlessly fashionable, and emerging talents. Coddington saying she thinks they are having a moment in our culture. Obviously, she's way behind…

It may be unfair, but this is perfectly legal. Type of employment is not a protected class and Chase is allowed to tell them to take their money and leave. Those "morality clauses" are important because sometimes they have to cut bait quickly like those corporations that had to drop Tiger Woods.

Kanye and Jay USED to be tight. I never said Jay and Kanye hate each other. Jay pulled away from Kanye when Kim Kardashian came into the picture, it was a wrap (Kanye and Kim had been fucking for years on the downlow, but this Kimye thing was different). Jay Z let Justin Timberlake dis Kanye when Jay Z was on stage…

Blue will wind up being Basement Baby 2 if she steps out of line.

Beyonce would make certain that Blue never hung out with North West or her family. It's well known that Beyonce and Jay Z want nothing to do with Kim and Kanye Kardashian.