Thank the fucking good lord I have Kirk Cameron around to tell me how I'm the one in my household who needs to do all the cooking,cleaning, and decorating for the holidays!

Or they knew and waited until they were done with them to chuck 'em to the curb.

Part of me is like F*CK YOU TLC, let's stop paying attention to these fools.

Let's not fight! They're all pretty. Though if I'd say Gosling is less made for this look compared to JSL and John Cho.

So we all thought Pumpkin's dad was Sex Offender #1, including Pumpkin, but it turns out Pumpkin's dad was Sex Offender #2 and Mama June lied to Pumpkin and told Pumpkin it was Sex Offender #1, and now Mama June is claiming she only spent time with Sex Offender #1 to give Pumpkin closure because Pumpkin thought Sex…

This is John Cho. All other crush suggestions are invalid.

Now, I distinctly remember finding it hideous even at the time. Nonetheless, I was quite impressed with the sheer size of the thing.

If I had the means, I would buy one of Diana's dresses in a HEARTBEAT.

Fortunately, most of us are capable of caring about and addressing more than one issue at once.

I'd venture to guess it's far more likely said Dad wants to regulate what OTHER teenage girls are allowed to do with their bodies but not his special princess. I call it, "The Hypocritical Asshole Conundrum."

she should have sat in shame and worn black while he fapped like a good girl

I had a friend who only slept with men who were in a relationship. I think it boosted her self-confidence to know she could entice a guy to cheat. I imagine that enticing a guy to cheat at his own wedding is the boss level of that.

Unless my dick. If my dick in woman mouth, she good woman. She skank woman but it okay if good skank. If another dick in mouth, she bad skank only. If my dick was in mouth, but then no go in mouth anymore, she a terrible evil bad dickwoman please.

I'm just relieved she didn't do it for attention!

How many more stories until this is done with Jezebel?

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The list almost reads as an old person's "Words to get mad at because you don't understand the meaning" list. Way to stay relevant, Time.

Wow. What a one-sided article. The vote spam is actually about ethics in games journalism.

The brilliant thing about that show is that everyone is my favorite.

I do not find this attractive. She looked so much better when she had her natural ass.