Holy fuck. I'm sorry.

That's especially heartless. Your own wedding! You might as well piss on the bride. I cannot imagine a more clear way of saying I DON'T RESPECT YOU AT ALL.

My reaction to all of this went exactly in this order:

I was reading Deadspin's Funbag earlier today, and there was a post about what were the most "masculine" alcoholic drinks. The best comment said, in essence, that worrying about/feeling compelled to defend your masculinity is pretty much the definition of not being masculine.

My best friend's sister-in-law had some interesting adventures at my best friend's bachelorette party and the wedding (after-party). She had a long-term boyfriend who she seemed to just kind of tolerate, and at the bachelorette party we started drinking with a couple of dudes. I look over to another part of the bar at…

I know blah, blah, awful man... But who gives a fucking bj AT THIER JOB!!! To the man who's wife will be paying you?

I feel like Azealia Banks and Iggy Azalea are the lady version of Dylan McDermott Mulrooney or however that conglomerate of meh actors goes.

Holy shit. That's a million times worse than this video.

I think this is one of those things where even if there's a more "accurate" explanation, the one we want to believe is good enough.

Okay, so it's a show about horrifying trash, and someone is surprised that they're actually horrifying trash, not just some gratifyingly ironic trash? Help me understand, here.

Sonic Ice is the highest form of ice. Crunchy and easy to chomp, I loved flaked ice. I once had some house guests bring me a 5lb bag of Sonic Ice as a thank you, and they were immediately welcomed back any time they wanted.

Film is a kind of tape, right?

The worst one I've seen was a military contractor - former Navy sailor - who slept with a married junior enlisted soldier ten years younger than him in Afghanistan, got her pregnant, got her kicked out of country for the pregnancy and prosecuted for committing adultery (an offense under military law), which ended her…

Ha ha, reminds me of my last roommate. Who suddenly went ballistic after a week, (because my moving his phone from the arm of the couch to the table so the cats wouldn't knock it off was "patronizing" ) started screaming in my face, and when I pushed him away from me, called the cops to report me for assaulting him…

Not so much "awful" as "bafflingly stupid", but while I was in the process of divorcing my first husband, his attorney called me up and left a long-winded threatening message on my answering machine. Yeah, the kind with a tape.

You can't tell me our love is wrong!

For those who want to do something, there are NGOs you can support that focus on women.

Eugenics issues aside, if population control is truly the issue here, they should start mass-sterilizing men instead, considering that a vasectomy is a safe, non-invasive procedure. But no, it's women who get the short end of the stick, now and forever.

An example of how women are treated as second class citizens. A vasectomy is far less risky and has a much shorter recovery time then tubal litigation but we can't have men losing their 'manliness' can we?

You know, it's amazing: I went to a top-tier, high-pressure college with no Greek life (school policy; it was banned) and yet somehow we managed to relax on weekends, spend time with our friends, socialize and preserve our mental health just fine.