There, fixed it for you.

Lafayette goes to work at Fangtasia. Show is basically Cheers, but with more evil awesomeness. Sookie dies in the pilot.

this and ::dusts off:: westwood are two of my fave things he does in this show. i loved moriarty.

or youtube

YES THIS. THIS IS THE EXACT GIF NECESSARY.

<honey you should see me in a crown moriarty gif>

instead of talking about how fucked up this is in so many ways, or about the prevalence of plastic surgery in sk, i will talk about something more important, like how my new life goal is to have this sentence be written again, sometime in the future, about me:

These fuckers need to calm their Burmese pythons.

They are not wearing tops. I feel I have fulfilled my end of the bargain technically, if not to satisfaction.

I couldn't focus on anything in that video except for the absence of her seatbelt.

That's true - but she is the star of the most popular comedy on TV, does several movies a year, has a few multi-million dollar endorsement deals... If she is not in a position to turn trash like this down, who is?

I thought about this. However, devil's advocate, I will say that it's probably difficult to say no to the President of the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences when you work in television.

No one is spinning in circles with their arms above their heads. I do not recognize this as a feminine hygiene commercial.

Why did Kanye let her finish?

I'm just going to say it. Don't hate me.

I can't even press play, man... I can't do it.

I literally gagged upon reading the words "potency of his seed".

It's all done under a lack of male gaze.

GOOD GOD I'VE FOUND MY NEXT TATTOO

Being non-consensually assailed with violent, graphic imagery of rape porn is not even close to the same thing as voluntarily looking at porn that appeals to you.