White people are the only ones talking about rioting. Everyone else is actually working towards making sure we all have rights and trying to make America a better place.

I believe so much in “America” that I cry foul when you don’t stand for our national anthem, yet I will threaten to overthrow the government if the election doesn’t go my way.

I know… Right? It used to be that only men and White American Jesus had rights. Now the blacks, the fags, the womens, the poor… Everyone is trying to have rights.

Roger. Coleman is a nice little town of 700 people, 95% of whom are white, in northern Wisconsin. If there are riots, you can probably just go fishing and be fine.

This gaffe represents the first—and likely last—documented instance of a Trump supporter being wrong.

“I’m scared that the country is going to go into a riot.”

Laurie says, “Being in love with a woman had a very strong sense of ‘this is right,’ and there was so much good in that relationship. So the impression “this is wrong” was difficult to believe, much less act upon. Really, what felt right was wrong, and what felt wrong was right. At times the conflict would rage, and…

It was back in 1978 that God changed his mind about black people...

I wonder if they tried the same thing with their grudging acceptance of African-Americans after 150 years of loony text-inspired vitriol in the 70s/80s, like you can be Karl Malone-black, but not full Michael Cooper-black.

What confuses me the most is why anyone would worship this god. Apparently, god is a spiteful, cruel asshole who makes people gay, and then demands that they never have a fulfilling romantic relationship. If they did they would be sinning, and he would punish them for something that he caused.

Jessyca’s father Brian says, “This has been difficult, but she will fight through this, and she will be stronger for it. She attacks all of her problems by diving in, studying them, and finding people who can support and befriend her.”

I’d like to congratulate the Mormon Church on entering the 1990s.

Can you really be “too gay” for magical underpants?

Yeah, the brain can play tricks on you for sure. It does look oily at first, but if you look hard at all the white streaks on the legs you’ll see that it is just paint after a few seconds.

That is probably because their medical/regulatory/legal team made them because IBS does not go away fully so they can’t make her disappear.

because she’s not running the show anymore.

Here’s where it fails for me: The Kathy Griffinish Diarrhea Lady is never vanquished. Even after the Viberzi is working, she keeps grinningly haunting Business Lady.

I also hate this commercial. WHY that wig?! And why does Intestines Lady become sad when her intestines are no longer experiencing pain and discomfort?!?!

Spoiler alert: these assholes are voting for Trump.