Actually they are still extremely fiscally conservative from the standpoint that they believe only a select few should have control of the wealth of the country.

I call bullshit.

Wait. So the kid was like “I have a STEM degree, where is my job?” and Trump was like, “What if you assembled iPhones? Wouldn’t that be cool?”

His answers here show how the Republicans, In the matter of just a couple of election cycles, are no longer the party of fiscal conservatism. Instead they are simply a party of extreme xenophobia and isolationism. Their primary guiding principle is America uber alles.

I’d NEVER work for Apple. NEVER. In fact, I’d rather jump off a building with a net surrounding it.

...I hate not entirely hating Megyn Kelly.

I’m just glad that someone finally called Sean Hannity.

No picture could shrivel, tighten, and dry up a vagina more than that.

Don’t think its a coincidence that the Republican nominee is literally made up of Frito-Lay products. Chester Cheetah has already been tabbed to be head of the FDA in a Trump administration.

Have you tried giving your vagina weed?

They worried that this was big government telling people what to feed their kids.

Guys. Guys? Guys.

He’s like a bad photocopy of any James Spader character from any 80's teen flick.

He looks like Pestilence, the 1st of the Four Horseman.

No, let’s talk about it. He makes my lady bits wither and dry up. Simultaneously, I also want to shit and vomit looking at him.

This does not seem to particularly matter to Eric Trump, who seems to be busy living in a creepy video game loosely modeled after the 1987 film Wall Streetwhere slicked back hair is a professional look, down-time involves shooting cheetahs

So, he’s gay, right?

the longest stocking cap

I love this because I imagine that he was just tossing and turning in bed seething about this and then finally leaped up, cast aside his absurdly long stocking cap, and tweeted this out before collapsing back into bed.