He must’ve wanted to get outta there early and into the men’s room where he could do some toe-tappin...

“Off to the cupboard. We all deserve a nap.”

I have worked with the UNH library before, for my job. I can assure you that they are amazing and also desperately in need of funds, as are most university libraries. This is a horrible decision and UNH deserves all the public shame they are receiving over it.

Some people are saying that the Trump campaign set off these bombs to distract us from the NAMBLA issue. Some of our best people are saying that.

As of this morning, Trump is only trailing Clinton by 1 point among Millennials.

If it wouldn’t be a massive waste of time and resources, I’d love to see the FBI go “oh yeah, well if you knew about it before it happened, we’ll have to assume you were involved and investigate”.

Why is everything a dick measuring contest with him? FFS.

His supporters will now be donating $5M to the Trump Foundation on his behalf.

Please, we all know Hillary was the reason that stage collapsed. And, she was the one who stopped the reporters from accompanying the cameras through the hotel. When will she address this controversy? What is she hiding?

“The next time I see you, you could be the president of the United States,” Fallon noted, a smooth, untroubled expression on his face.

So...basically the same excuse as with the taxes. He’s “being audited” and he’s “having a physical”.

Whatever, I like almond milk. #sorrynotsorry

As a fat person, I would really like to see decent basics. A fucking white button down that doesn’t immediately pop open at my boobs. Jeans that aren’t jeggins- or “mom jeans”. Tee shirts and cardigans that aren’t priced 3 times as much as the skinny version (ahem-Old Navy) Just plain, well tailored clothes. Jesus, is…

All I can say is thank CHRIST they penalized that one guy for jumping up and down after his team scored a touchdown. We need to keep that sort of behavior in check.

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“Now look, you may have to pay through your nose for your kid’s insulin or EpiPen, but important things like your brow wrinkles will not be trifled with.”

I only care about keeping out Mexicans, making America great again, and rounding up all the Muslims and putting them in the hole from Silence of the lambs. I also love guns. And think women are dirty- whore -bare footed bitches.

OMFG. I never do this but - this is our headline here at the Slot? Really? The email clearly says she wants to “bring along the state department” and asks for advice. Where is the “bypassing” attempt, exactly?

Interesting that she’d been using the personal server as sec of state for a year when her email above is dated 3 days after Obama’s first inauguration.