“A monster of a human being. The worst person I’ve ever worked with in my life.” - I don’t know, that sounds kind of generous.

Apropos of nothing, the one unequivocally awesome thing about getting older is not having that low-grade panic when you start seeing back to school sale commercials at the end of July.

She is a despicable human being. Fuck her. Oh, hey everyone!!! Today’s non Ann Coulter update (that worthless piece of shit): It’s 5:08 PM in Dubai and the Heat Index is currently 121 degrees, or as the rest of the world says, 50 Fahrenheit. You could easily roast Ann Coulter on a spit in this weather. Also, here’s a…

Rob Lowe was quoted as saying that your reaction is exactly the reason.

Jewel’s response is lovely:

Husband: I’ve never heard of Phyllis Schlafly

my thoughts re: this are she honestly does not care at all bc her father makes her do this and she is otherwise too medicated to feel anything

My thoughts exactly. You thought you were headlining and THAT’S what you brought. Yeesh.

“Breast implants” does not equal “curvy”, Taylor.

Jennifer Lopez approves that message.

How can you be allergic to tacos? Thats ridiculous. Nobody can be allergic to tacos.

If Hillary doesn’t make “A taco truck on every corner!” their new campaign slogan by tomorrow, I’m not sure she deserves to win.

I’m just waiting for Trump to say this.

Trump choked. That’s it, plain and simple.

“How dare you sit there and blame white people for the problems of the minority communities. After all, aren’t you half white? Didn’t two white parents adopt you, after yours weren’t willing to raise you?!”

Because when you want hard-hitting perspective about how the world really works, you go to a 24 year old blond who's putting together an audition reel for a sweet FoxNews gig.

What a fucking reductionist argument: unless you are being actively oppressed, you can not complain about oppression. I’m as white as white gets and I have the right and obligation to protest when I see injustice, even when that injustice is directed against others. Finebaum’s logic is why the Nazi’s got away with the…

This will also be my face when Finebaum is suspended from his show for a week, and his listeners go on Twitter to complain about his First Amendment rights being violated by big government...

The older I get, the more I realize that things are fucked up because older people are allowed to be in charge and have a say in things. Hearing Finebaum say this is about as surprising to me as hearing someone’s grandma wax poetic about when everything was still segregated.

To quote Bomani Jones: