My personal preference is “please clap.”

Seems a little weird/creepy to me.

My God. He’s gone full Perot.

I’m not surprised at all anymore at people like you. You’ve been caught, hook line and sinker, into the political brainwashing done by “alternative media”. You think only unvetted and alternate sources of information are much more reliable that the “mainstream media” because, well because god knows why.

Lesson learned, if you are going to steal one, get a firm grip first.

Is Ted Cruz trying to be Napoleon? That would explain a lot.

is Ted Cruz groping himself?
“...and the hooome of the...HHNNNNGG *tweaks nipple* bb-b-b-brraaaave...uuhhhhhhyeaaah”

As is he. And I bet those bitching now had nothing to say about this:

An orange Hitler is egging his supporters to assassinate the first female presidential candidate of a major party but yes, your energy is much better spent being outraged by Gabby Douglas’ lack of arm movement.

You don’t have to, you can also stand there with your hands held in front or behind you. Gabby just can’t ever do right my Twitter, her hair isn’t right, her hands aren’t right, her skin isn’t right. She just keeps on doing her thing, winning gold.

I’m continually baffled about the full-throated demand for visible patriotism. It’s possible to be very patriotic without plastering the flag over every part of your body, wearing flag pins, or arranging one’s limbs in required formation during moments of high emotion. There’s no requirement to put one’s hand over…

Ocean’s 8.

But what will fedora wearing manbabies have to complain about now?

So happy to see those that complain about nonissues like these for what it is - Whining. I’m gay and in the Army. I was closeted until three years ago. As I slowly started to come out I got the same response over and over again, “You’re an excellent soldier.” As long as you do your job most people could give fuck all…

That’s how it usually goes. The lower ranks don’t care. “Do you work well with a team? Can you cover my butt and keep me and my fellow service people alive? Yes? Then you can fight.” It’s the officers, more often than not, who aren’t even on the field, who are like, “No, sir, I don’t like this.”

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

Leoneedle Dick

Buffalo residents will travel anywhere for cleaner water.

more like Leonidas of ‘Roids.