I question the first part of your statement.

Anyone who can’t learn those simple rules has no business carrying a gun. The end.

You’re having a hard time feeling sympathy for the family of a woman who was tragically killed because she was randomly pulled out of a crowd to participate in a gun demonstration?

(Well, that’s kind of the point of training.)

The Four Rules

Who the fuck didn’t clear their weapon for a demonstration? Or did they think using live rounds during one was a good idea?

Pictured: the Olympic pool operator

I can do a lot of illegal things with a car, but none of them are the dealers concern. Not to mention it should not be illegal to sell your vehicle for export in the first place, especially since the whole deal here seems to be protectionism of MB’s profits. If someone is willing to pay big bucks for a MB but cannot…

Screw that. If you buy a car then it is yours to do with as you wish, and that includes seeing if you can sell it at a profit to someone that wants it more. It is called capitalism.

I’ve personally dealt with this dealership on a few occasions, it doesn’t seem too far-fetched.

At least she’s not making music.

Easy for him to say. He won’t be the one going through the heartbreak of having a child with microcephaly.

“If I’m going to err, I’m going to err on the side of life,” he said.

I’m beginning to understand why countries break apart and civil wars happen, because I really, really don’t want to live in the same country as these people.

This is good advice. But it is hard to follow. Especially since I love drinks 3 and 4 most of all.

First one then the other.

Isn’t relatable? Or isn’t tolerable?

You forgot rich. With lots of rich and famous friends.

A staunchly Republican Transgender Olympic Athlete is not relateable?

Seriously? This is not a difficult concept to explain: Some boys want to grow up and marry other boys. Some girls want to grow up and marry other girls. Boom. Done.