And yet people fucking hate Hillary with a weird level of earnest, regardless of how thin the reason given.

“He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a slimy con man.”

“No, I didn’t run for President. That was something people said because everyone loves Donald Trump. But believe me I never ran. I’d make the best President but I didn’t run for President” - Donald Trump, December 2016

Trump breathes oxygen like the rest of us but he exhales pure bullshit.

Donald Trump: So full of shit, he makes the NFL look like a credible organization.

I’m starting* to think Trump is a pathological liar. He constantly lies about trivial things, his lies are instantly and easily exposed, yet he continues on as if nothing happened. Take for instance all the supposed speakers at the convention. Right after he says Big Ben and Tebow will be there, it’s immediately shot…

This boulder of shit is incapable of honesty. And as disturbing as that may be, the fact that there are millions walking among us who believe him to be a capable choice for President is fucking frightening.

The chickenhawk assumed the NFL would cover for him the way the FOX, CNN and MSNBC have for the last year.

Of course he’s full of shit, every single thing he says is a stupid lie. He’ll never debate Clinton in any kind of real neutral setting, he’ll only do it if he can arrange for a moronic circus scene full of screeching idiots who roar over his spastic twitching and dopey insults. He’s a grade-A coward, a sleazy punk, a…

I think you mean 6th image, unless I just can't count currently.

I can summarize pretty much every episode of Fixer Upper:

Chip Gaines has skeletons in his closet, no? That cool youth pastor lets hang out and drink beer vibe he has concerns me.

Can’t make this shitlap up

When restoring a house, it is SO important to be true to the style of the home. The downside of the boom in these home renovation shows is that people with terrible taste and worse skill think that they should be renovaitng their homes in styles that don’t match the integrity of the house.

Joanna’s design style and aesthetic are getting boring and repetitive. I’m even starting to recognize the furniture she keeps reusing in staging the home for the big reveal. I still prefer this show over Property Brothers, Love or List It and Flip or Flop. I hate all of those shows and wish HGTV would stop running a…

The things that gets me is always the formulaic “unexpected” expense. Do they not have home inspectors in Waco? How the hell did you not notice the swarm of bees flying around the house? Of the completely not working a/c unit?

They are beige people who love white almost as much as they love Jesus.

Fifth image, I shit you not.

I find their aw-shucks-darlin’ cutesy back and forths irritating as hell, never mind the fucking shiplap. Chip as the lovable goofball and Jo the ever-patient straight man. It seems so phoney in that TV evangelical way.

Chip and JoJo creep me the fuck out and I seriously wonder what kind of dark shit they’re hiding.