She also Rick Rolled the audience:

These the same fools that complain about having Black History Month. Fool, maybe if you paid attention in just those 28-29 days out the year we wouldn’t be having this damn conversation.

THIS FUCKING GUY! THIS FUCKING GUY! Burn it all down. Burn the motherfucker down.

Incredulous. And barely able to breathe due to her rage that Hillary is only up by 5+.

Sure Jan.

“This is real. This is happening.” Text from my mom, 45 minutes ago.

Well, you know she has Stacey Dash's vote on lock. There's that.

Lord.

Usually I would agree with you, but I can’t see Swift agreeing to make herself look this bad.

But will the memes/gifs be as good?

I haven’t been this gleeful since the Kanye Listicle Rant/ FingerInTheBootyAssBitch2016

This has been, hands down, the best celebrity scandal since Solange kicked Jaz-Z.

This is all a publicity stunt and everyone is in on it.

Angels for Satan

Only a rich person could possible come up with this. I have never been anywhere with matching beach towels. All of the beach towels my family owns are random gaudy things from vacations in the 80s.

I don’t need a charm. I just pee on my stuff to mark my territory.