What recommendations do you have for those of us in a punters-only league?

I think you are a bad commenter because... you are boring the fuck out of me.

Right.

How long after the Olympics do you stop measuring things in metric?

Deadspin is a different place. Here, the writers send hate mail to the commenters.

O AN HE WRECKXY

You goddamned bastards.

Well, swimming.

It’s breathtaking.

I’m 42 years old and I don’t recognize anything on here any more. I don’t know these athletes, I don’t watch these TV shows, I don’t recognize the writers, I don’t remember any of these commenters, and I don’t buy any of these products.

Track and Field – Men’s Marathon

Shoulda been you, Coach K.

That was in a Simpsons episode!

I must be strong

Rank the following made-up sporting events based on the extent to which they continue to exist solely because suburban white Americans excel at them:

You didn’t get it, did you.

Hey, Patrick Redford has been writing some great stuff for Fittish. What kind of great things can you tell us about the founder of that sub-blog?

Girlfriend: There’s like a really annoying roaring sound coming from somewhere.