Richardson said after practice one day during the middle of the season that he was running extra sprints to work on his conditioning.

"And we are proud to say that our students will never have to think, "Man, I wish there were more girls from Boston University here." Also, our professors invented some shit and our graduates appear to have jobs where they have to wear a suit as you can see in this clip."

OK, here goes: You're an idiot.

I don't know if there's anything beyond you, but something definitely went over you.

This is first guy to turn down sechs.

This would have been the first time a hockey player was confused with an actual athlete.

Running is good.

He can't be arrested for getting naked with a hooker — the Second Amendment guarantees him the right to bear arms.

[crumples up draft piece on Manziel's inspiring sobriety]

You lost me when you said he writes for Sports Illustrated.

Actually none of us have the Constitutional right to film cops (they didn't even have film back then).

Only if you're a member of the press (they have First Amendment protection).

Well, I guess now we know what happens when a rhino finds a hippo.

I was wondering which offbeat commercial Will Ferrell would show up in.

Sounds like you're the mean one in your example, beating up an 8-year old, which just proves my point.

You have correctly identified one animal (a bull) that would beat the fuck out of another (me). I have done the same.

cf., how badly I would beat the fuck out of a cow

Look, I live near both of these species — they're just down the road in Busch Gardens — and I can promise you that a hippo would tear the living shit out of a rhino. Rhinos are just cows dressed up for Halloween. Hippos are the meanest animals in the neighborhood, again my neighborhood being Busch Gardens.

Holy shit, did you see that guy's fucking name? Who names their kid Chaperone?

Never trust a guy who has a Muslim twitter handle for a name.