But if they compel you to serve on a jury and you refuse, they can physically drag you onto the jury panel?

How original.

So they can't compel you to remain silent when you're sitting on a jury?

If they wanted to protect the freedom of non-speech I'm pretty sure they could of done that.

Yes, the Red States are where all the First Amendment defenders live.

The First Amendment trumps the Fifth Amendment if there's a conflict like there is here. It's starry decisive.

I'm trying to remember which part of the First Amendment says that a professional football player can interfere with the freedom of the press.

This is totally wrong!

Deadspin commenters are the fucking worst.

I'm sure glad that Deadspin doesn't fine unfunny clowns who hate writers.

The UC gives the prearranged signal for the arrest team to move in.

We'll always remember the time this tiger was able to stand in Columbus. This tiger, and Greg Oden.

You have officially spent more time thinking about this shit than all of the people you're making fun of combined.

I see you also grew up with the Video Jukebox, Diana.

At least he's not making $16.99 an hour now that he's at Deadspin, right guys?

Looks like someone hasn't read the new Kinja terms of service.

Lee Harvey Balls-hauled

Preferably a driver.

This is why you don't let Jason Whitlock on the jury.

89B? Sounds like he's thinking of Lane Bryant.