Now Deadspin has a funny guy who tries to talk punting and a punting guy who tries to talk funny.

No

Who would give themselves such a horrible login name?

One would assume there would be some sort of eligibility rule preventing a team from running a random old man onto the court in an actual game

Neighbor: So what do you do for fun, Gerry?

[writes $500 check to Committee to Re-Elect Marty Walsh]

Only you dipshits would be surprised that a guy who can kick a ball 70 yards can throw a ball 10.

+1

Something about the Tampa Bay air that brings out the best in a punter.

I don't cry often, but man.

If you're going to posit that the African assistant was corrupt, you have to do the same to the English ref. The call in the Spurs game was 100 times worse and suspect. There's no way that was a rules interpretation problem; the 15-year old assistant refs in my kids' rec league know that rule.

It's too bad he's not alive to see that they moved Paterno ahead of him.

Some NFL team that was desperate for a quarterback would have surly drafted him in the third round.

I'm the white one.

That obviously a man who loves his BBW-3.

carol write this down, G-R-E-

54. Are you aware that the Sixth Amendment affords the defendant the right to a public trial by an impartial jury?

Jim Tomsula doesn't have a favorite restaurant.

Jim Tomsula signs all of his kids' homework, but he doesn't review it closely.

Feel free to pretend like you know all about Jim Tomsula