Yes, that was the ridiculous part of my comment. The rest all happened, though.

Your welcome.

I wonder how far I could punt Samantha J. Kitty.

Teacher: And where is the child's father?

Man, there's a lot here.

Tommy: Christ, now one of the guys is out on the street dressed up like a beached nurse shark and yelling that we should never run away.

- He talks to Ray Fontaine on the phone, but sends Blessed To Comment threatening emails.

Officer: Roger, home base. We have the suspect, one eighty-seven. Over.

I've heard that he's in a cult organized by Jim Palmer. Sounds like this might be the info you're looking for.

+1

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

''Without these things being corrected, I don't think basketball will be something I can even do.''

tl⁵

[takes careful notes]

Because he had a very painful erection.

I'm just glad that Tom Bosley's not alive to see this.

The human Piggy Poopballs, imo

So You Think You Can Lance

It says a lot about the WWE that he had to nickname every player Koko B. Ware.