In defense of the 40+ crowd, and recent eulogizing notwithstanding, none of this — the font, the clothes, the talk, the people, the facial hair, the music — was cool when it aired.

I am thinking of aurochs and angels, the secret of durable pigments, prophetic sonnets, the refuge of art. And this is the only immortality you and I may share, my Chris Kluwe.

This is certainly not the best a man can get.

Maybe they were using metric.

go awanus

Hey dumbass that was a movie!!

He heard about it on Beatles For Sale.

Harass has big old horse teeth.

You're my early pick for COTY 2015.

Fuck yeah, the one guy who wouldn't immediately ban me. I truly am blessed to comment still.

despite their goofy position...

There was something juicy near Brian Windhorst and you're wondering where it went?

I was in better shape at 30 than I was at 23 — under 10% body fat and could break 5:00 in the mile.

I played basketball my entire life, and I remember how fast getting old came on to me. I think I played an entire law league season at age 29 in the usual way, came back at age 30 with surprisingly diminished skills, and then played my last organized game when I was 31.

In terms of games played (regular and post season), Lebron has matched Larry Bird's entire career, and he's about halfway through Jordan's last season with the Bulls. It wouldn't be out of the question that it's all downhill from here, especially with him turning 30.

How far Chris Kluwe used to punt a football when he had a job.

Catching up on overdue end of year accolades sounds like a lot of work. Fortunately you can handle the 2012, 2013 and 2014 Commenter of the Year awards in a single post.

No, this is that kid.

No. The Christchild must die. That's what brings us joy.

How far can you punt a football?