Jesus Christ. I didn't say my comment explicitly compared the US to other countries — I said it was an observation that US men are, on average, qualitatively short and fat. The "compared to" parentheticals provided the other idiot the basis for this finding.

♫ And those three men came from afar,

My comment noted that the statistically average US male is now qualitatively shortish (compared to, among others, most of central Europe) and chubby (compared to, among others, every fucking country on the planet).

Yes, you will.

Is this school near UNF?

Are you our new leader? If so, how far can you punt a football?

She just missed having a kid Oher.

Can you imagine?

the unnamed 20-year-old victim

Hopefully there's a race tonight to see who gets to be the next editor.

I can't Barrett anymore.

Maybe Greg's just trying to figure out what he slipped on in that race.

Cam Newton's First Law of Motion.

It could also mean a guy named Jim getting an erection.

So much for letting the experts do their job.

+2 birds with one stone

2014 Bahamas Bowl Reveal Transcript: Western Kentucky

I get a kick out of the fact that all of these people are now dead.

http://sidespin.kinja.com/the-beer-idiot…

[gets off treadmill]