Professional punters are not eligible for this list, so I'll get you on it ASAP.

[goes to sleep]

They stopped sharing it on the main page because there are no recipes or video game reviews or civil rights discourse or great deals on appliances, but you can see the latest one here:

Mike Jones, I need to speak with you immediately regarding some very important information in your possession.

Oh, now you think about punters.

I like either the Baylor Bulldogs or the Ohio State Bulldogs.

Just based on the picture of this raccoon, my gut tells me he deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it, didn't deserve it, deserved it.

That's the first photo land mine.

According to the Columbia Spectator

that'd be the first uppercutting story i've ever read on this site

[sighs]

"He can catch his breath in less than two minutes? What is he, some sort of marathon runner?"

In fairness, it's been 50 pounds since that guy saw an armpit.

Authorities are investigating whether she wanted fries with that.

Joke's on you, I don't write them, I dictate them.

You came to the right place then.

Having to choose between the First Amendment and Sixth Amendment is like a goddamned Sophie's choice.

But he's only been through two strikes.