I have just one question.

And whatever you do, don't tell him you want to see a hat trick.

[pours out a 40 oz.]

And you don't even want to know what the worm really was.

That dog is a horrible runner.

You probably would be less fat if you ran more.

I think we need a pic of you. Are you saying a pound of muscle weighs more than a pound of fat?

Thanks for the tip. I think I'm heading to East Africa. Better race relations there, too.

5'10" and 160 is not quite skinny in any part of the world other than America.

You're definitely lucky.

Jesus Christ, I'm getting the hell out of this country.

5'10" would be a short 9th grader.

Julian Edelman can't be on the field for more than two straight plays he's so out of shape. And 115 is the upper limit of a normal IQ — is that something you'd brag to the neighbors about?

I know what they look like, and it disgusts me.

It's okay, BrianD, it's never too late to start running.

Is now a bad time to let you know that UFC is fake?

A 5'10" 180 lb. man is basically a bowling ball made of marshmallow.

we've debated for a long time whether it's possible for an average-size person (think 5'10"-ish, 160-180 pounds) to beat up a sun bear.

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Ten minutes later, his Frosty was ready.